What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:21
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
Dr No
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Why does my mom never wear underwear?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.